Literally

While eating breakfast the other morning, Ethan said, "Mom, I don't really mean this literally, I couldn't sleep at all last night!"

Only our little perfectionist would feel the need to put a disclaimer ahead of his exaggeration!

Farting Edicate

Ethan randomly got up from the couch this afternoon and walked to the kitchen. I heard him pass gas loudly, then he sat back down on the couch.
I asked him, "Did you just leave the room to fart?"
He replied, "Yeah."
I asked, "Where'd you learn that!"
Without skipping a beat, "Not from Dad!"