Selective Amnesia

I caught Ethan picking on his sister the other morning. I asked him, "Do you want to tell me why you were picking on Olivia?"
He responded, "Because I just forgot that I'm nice."

I'm Invisible!

While Ethan was playing good guys/bad guys with his friends this morning, I overheard him say, "I'm invisible! Invisible means you'll never die!"
What?!? Oooohhh.....invincible!