Forgetful Toothfairy

Ethan: "The tooth fairy didn't come last night."
Me: "Oh, maybe she was busy last night. I bet she'll come tomorrow."
Ethan: "You're the toothfairy, and you just forgot, didn't you?"
Me: "Why do you say that?"
Ethan: "Because you would be the one to forget something like that."
Outed by my own forgetfulness.

So You Think You Can Dance

On our way to school earlier this week, one of my favorite songs came on the radio. I was dancing along while driving when Ethan said, "Mom, when you dance like that, it really embarrasses me."
Ouch! I'm an embarrassing mom already!?!